my whole life
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”
im so ugly can i have a refund